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Tech Dynamix Network Console

Version 1.0. Type help for a list of commands.

Your Network Is A Diagram Nobody Has Drawn

It grew one decision at a time over about fifteen years, and every one of those decisions was sensible on the day it was made. Nobody ever drew the result. That is the whole reason a sentence like "the internet is slow" turns into three days of work.

C:\>help

Available commands:

dir        what a network map has in it
ipconfig   the three questions nobody can answer
ping       turning a complaint into a measurement
tracert    what actually sits between a person and their work
netstat    what is connected that nobody put there
ver        what this console is
contact    reach a person
cls        clear the screen
help       this list
exit       there is no exit

C:\>

What each of those commands says

The prompt above answers these one at a time. They are all printed here as well, because a page that keeps its content behind a command line is a page that most people never read.

dirwhat a network map has in it

 Volume in drive C is Your Network
 Directory of C:\network

switches     <DIR>   undocumented   How many, where they are, and which are past support.
firewall     <DIR>   undocumented   Who configured it, and whether anybody has read the rules since.
cabling      <DIR>   undocumented   What is in the walls, and what the labels on it mean.
wireless     <DIR>   undocumented   Where it works, where it does not, and why nobody says so.
remote       <DIR>   undocumented   Who can get in from outside, and what they reach once in.
contracts    <DIR>   undocumented   Which line is whose, what it costs, and when it renews.

        6 dir(s)   0 bytes written down

ipconfigthe three questions nobody can answer

Configuration for this site:

   Addressing . . . . . . . : handed out by something, somewhere
   Default gateway  . . . . : assumed
   Name servers . . . . . . : two, and nobody knows what the second one is

That is not a reading off your network and it is not meant to be.
It is the answer we get on most sites we are asked to look at: three
questions nobody can answer from memory, and all three needed before
anybody can say why anything is slow.

pingturning a complaint into a measurement

Pinging "the internet is slow" with 32 bytes of data:

   Reply from: which building, and which floor of it?
   Reply from: at what time of day, and does it clear up after?
   Reply from: everything, or one application?
   Reply from: over the wireless, or on a cable?

Slow is a word. Those four questions turn it into a measurement, and a
measurement has a cause. Asking them takes about ten minutes and it is
what saves the three days.

tracertwhat actually sits between a person and their work

Tracing route to the thing everybody blames:

   1   the laptop            usually fine
   2   the wireless          often not
   3   the switch            the one in the cupboard
   4   the firewall          rules nobody has read in years
   5   the line              on a contract nobody can find
   6   the application       which is the thing that gets blamed

Trace complete. In our experience it is almost never number six, and
number six is almost always what gets replaced first.

netstatwhat is connected that nobody put there

Connections we find that nobody remembers making:

   A printer running its own wireless network, still broadcasting.
   A camera system a different contractor installed, on the same flat network.
   A laptop belonging to somebody who left, still joined and still trusted.
   A remote access tool a supplier put on once and nobody took off.

These are things we find rather than things we assume. On a flat network
the answer to "what can reach what" is "everything", which is the answer
that costs money.

verwhat this console is

Tech Dynamix Network Console, version 1.0.

There is no version 2. The command line was always the honest interface:
it does exactly what you typed, and when it cannot do something it says
so instead of quietly doing something else.

contactreach a person

Tech Dynamix
Telephone 440.210.1362, where a person answers.

Or use the form further down this page, which reaches the same people.

What we write down when we map a network

How this goes

1. We walk the building

Cabinets, cupboards, and the cupboard nobody has a key for. Most of a network map comes from standing in front of it and writing down what is there.

2. You get the diagram

One page you could hand to any provider, including one that is not us, and a list of what we would deal with first with the reason against each.

3. The list gets worked through

In the order that matters to the business, which is rarely the order that is most interesting to us.

Ask us to map yours

Tell us roughly how many sites and how many people. We will tell you what mapping it involves, whether or not you hire us.

Or call 440.210.1362